E.I.F.F.

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E. I. F. F. stands for 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.' They’re the guy who shows up to every party and makes everyone else look good by comparison.

'You brought the E. I. F. F. to the bar? That’s how you ruin a good night.'

'I’m not fat. I’m just a walking E. I. F. F. endorsement.'

'He’s the E. I. F. F. of the group. We all know it.'

E. I. F. F. means 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.' They’re the kind of guy who makes your dating life look like a joke.

'I dated an E. I. F. F. once. It was like dating a pizza.'

'My ex is an E. I. F. F. He still sends me food.'

'He’s an E. I. F. F. and he’s got a dating app.'

E. I. F. F. is short for 'Easily Identifiable Fat Friend.' They’re the reason why you’re still single.

'You brought the E. I. F. F. to the party. Now I have to explain why I’m still single.'

'He’s the E. I. F. F. and he’s still trying to get me to date him.'

'I’m not fat. I’m just the E. I. F. F. of this group.'