E.H Taylor

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E. H Taylor is a fancy ass bourbon that Buffalo Trace makes. It's 100 proof and hard to find. It tastes like heaven, but scalpers and flippers eat the whole batch and leave nothing for normal people.
I waited in line for six hours and got no E. H Taylor. Some kid bought the whole box and laughed in my face.
E. H Taylor is the only thing worth living for. The rest is just life.
I paid $300 for a bottle of E. H Taylor. It was worth every damn penny.
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E. H Taylor is a holy grail of bourbon. It's super rare and super strong. People go nuts for it and fight over it like it's the last piece of pizza.
I saw a guy punch another guy over a bottle of E. H Taylor. It was beautiful.
E. H Taylor is the only thing I care about anymore. I'll die happy.
I got E. H Taylor for my birthday and cried. Real tears.
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E. H Taylor is a fancy bourbon that's super hard to get. People act like it's the end of the world when it comes out. It's worth it, but don't let flippers steal it from you.
I missed out on E. H Taylor because some flipper bought all of it and I got nothing.
E. H Taylor is my spirit animal. I live for it.
I sold my soul for a bottle of E. H Taylor. It was worth it.
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