E.G.S.

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a guy who got his balls taken by a woman who now keeps them in a mayo jar in the fridge like they're some kind of prize

My ex took my nuts and put them in the mayo jar. I live in shame.

She keeps my balls in the fridge like they're a snack.

I used to be a man. Now I'm just a jar of mayo with a side of regret.

a piece of trash who used to have balls and friends, but now he's just a sad sack of disappointment

He used to be cool. Now he's just a sad sack with no balls.

He’s like a broken toaster, used to work, now it just makes burnt toast and sad noises.

He had friends. Now he’s just a ghost in a bathroom stall.