e.g.

Teacher: Explain this, e. g. ‘like, a dog.’ Student: I don’t even know what that means.

My mom says ‘e. g.’ like it’s a fancy word. It’s just ‘like, for example’.

I asked my teacher what e. g. meant. He said ‘like, for example’ and I said ‘you could have just said that’.

My friend cheated on her SATs and got a 1200. Now everyone knows she’s a cheater.

I saw her cheat on her SATs and I was like, ‘she’s gonna get caught.’ And she did.

She cheated on her SATs so much, the teacher gave her a zero and a slap.

She used so much paper, her desk looked like a pizza place.

He sweats so much, it looks like he just ran a marathon and ate a donut.

Her fringe was so sweaty, it looked like she was trying to melt the paper.

Today is E. G. Day, and I forgot to wear deodorant. I smell like my brother’s gym sock.

E. G. Day is my favorite day because I can skip deodorant and just sweat like a beast.

My fringe looks like it’s been in a fight and I don’t care.

E. G. Day is the best day of the year, and I love it.

My teacher made us all skip deodorant and I think I smell like a gym sock.

E. G. Day is the best day because I get to smell like my brother’s gym sock.

Selina was so bored she typed ‘e. g.’ into the dictionary and then said ‘you’re not as bored as I am’.

Anna said she was so bored she typed ‘e. g.’ into the dictionary and Selina said ‘you’re not as bored as I am’.

Anna asked Selina if she had ever typed ‘e. g.’ into the dictionary and Selina said ‘no’ and Anna said ‘you’re not as bored as I am’.

I looked up a word on Google Dictionary and it said ‘e. g.’ like it was trying to annoy me.

Google Dictionary showed me ‘e. g.’ and I was like ‘what is that?’

I looked up a word and Google Dictionary showed me ‘e. g.’ and I was like ‘why?’