e.f. or f.f?

I asked my buddy, 'E. F. or F. F.?' He said, 'You’re gonna pick F. F. and then complain about my meatballs.'

My mom yelled at me, 'You’re gonna choose F. F. and then eat like a pig!'

At the party, I picked E. F. and then got called a 'snack-eating wimp.'

My friend texted me, 'E. F. or F. F.?' I said, 'You pick F. F. and I’ll eat the last slice.'

My brother said, 'If you pick E. F., I’ll make you do the dishes.'

My crush asked me, 'E. F. or F. F.? I’m choosing F. F. and I don’t care if you’re full.'

At the restaurant, I said, 'E. F. or F. F.? I’m choosing F. F. and I don’t care if you’re still chewing.'

My friend asked me, 'E. F. or F. F.? If you pick E. F., I’ll laugh at you.'

My crush said, 'I’m going F. F. and I don’t care if you’re still eating.'