e.d.a.d

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1
Tell someone to suck a big one and vanish like a bad math problem
My cousin said, 'E. D. A. D. bro, I’m not even mad anymore.'
She texted me, 'E. D. A. D. I’ll see you in the afterlife.'
He yelled at me, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a lunch.'
2
Make someone eat a meaty treat and then disappear like a bad grade
My friend said, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a sandwich.'
He DM'd me, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a side of shame.'
She said, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll be back next year.'
3
Tell someone to chew up a big one and then take a hike like a lazy dog
He said, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a dog.'
She texted, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a complaint.'
He yelled, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a lunch break.'
4
Make someone eat a big one and then go away like a bad habit
He said, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a snack.'
She yelled, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a nap.'
He texted, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a day off.'
5
Tell someone to eat a big one and then vanish like a broken calculator
He said, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a math test.'
She texted, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a calculator.'
He DM'd, 'E. D. A. D. and I’ll bring a homework.'
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