EBG

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A group of people who eat the booty of others. They’re like the trash crew of the party, but with better snacks and more shame.
"You ate my last donut?" "That’s why I’m the EBG."
At the pizza party, the EBG ate the whole pizza and left nothing for the others.
The EBG took the last slice and said, "You should’ve been faster."
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A game where you can’t talk about your favorite person or you get punished. It’s like being in a relationship but with more rules and less fun.
"I can’t say anything about my bias?" "You’re in the EBG now."
During the EBG, she got teased for liking the wrong person and had to wear a hat that said "I’m stupid."
He lost the EBG and had to eat a whole cake in front of everyone.
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A disease that turns men into testicle-less fools who believe lies about their friends. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a guy.
"You think your friend betrayed you? You’ve got EBG."
He got EBG from a girl and now he thinks his best friend is a thief.
She infected three guys at once with EBG and now they all think the same dumb things.
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Every single girl who shows up. They’re like the whole team showing up to a one-on-one fight.
"Why are there so many girls here?" "That’s the EBG."
At the concert, the EBG showed up and made the whole crowd go wild.
He asked, "Why are you here?" She said, "That’s what the EBG does."
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A secret that’s so good, it’s worth keeping. You’ll regret telling it.
"Wouldn’t YOU like to know?" He asked. She just stared at him like he was crazy.
He whispered, "Wouldn’t YOU like to know?" and she didn’t even blink.
She said, "Wouldn’t YOU like to know?" and he ran away.
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A person so good, they make Einstein look like a failure and Elon Musk feel poor. They’re like the king of the world.
"He’s the EBG. You’ll never be as good as him."
She said, "He’s the EBG. You’re just a regular person."
He was the EBG and made everyone else look like fools.
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A girl who uses her chest to boss people around. She’s like a boss with a side dish.
"She’s the EBG. You’ll never be as cool as her."
He said, "She’s the EBG. She bosses everyone around."
She was the EBG and made the whole office jealous.
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