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A movie geek who thinks Roger Ebert is God and would punch you in the face if you said a movie was bad.

I saw that movie and it was terrible. You must be an ebertarian.

Why do you care what that old guy said? He’s not the king of movies anymore!

You’re an ebertarian? No wonder you cried during that 3-hour drama.

A person who lives for Roger Ebert’s reviews and would die if he said a movie sucked.

That movie was the worst. You must be an ebertarian.

I saw that movie and it was okay. You’re not an ebertarian.

You’re an ebertarian? I’d rather be burned alive.

A film lover who thinks Roger Ebert is the only person who knows anything about movies and would fight you for it.

You think that movie was good? You must be an ebertarian.

I watched that movie and it was terrible. You’re an ebertarian.

If you say one more thing about that movie, I’ll call you an ebertarian.

A movie nut who eats Roger Ebert reviews for breakfast and would curse your name if you didn’t like a film.

You didn’t like that movie? You’re an ebertarian.

I loved that film. You must be an ebertarian.

You’re an ebertarian? No wonder you don’t know what good food is.

A person who would kill for Roger Ebert’s approval and would scream if you said a movie was just okay.

That movie was meh. You’re an ebertarian.

I watched it and it was awesome. You’re not an ebertarian.

You scream about movies? You’re an ebertarian.

A movie lover who thinks Roger Ebert is the only one who knows how to review and would throw you out of a movie theater if you didn’t agree.

You didn’t like that movie? You’re an ebertarian.

I loved that film. You’re not an ebertarian.

You’re an ebertarian? No wonder you got kicked out of the theater.