EBers

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A bunch of IBM losers who got stuck in this stupid internship called Extreme Blue. They probably think they’re important.
I work with EBers and they think they’re the king of the hill.
My boss is an Eber and he still thinks he’s cool.
I’ve seen EBers try to explain Extreme Blue to people who don’t care.
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The most hot girl in the room. Guys can't look away. She's got some exotic vibe and won’t even glance at you if you’re not worthy.
That EBer girl walked in and every guy forgot how to breathe.
She’s got an accent and a smile that could melt ice cream.
I tried to flirt with her and she looked at me like I was a dead fish.
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She’s the sweetest person ever, but she’s also a holy roller who talks about heaven and god nonstop. She’s annoying but she loves you to death.
She prayed for me during lunch and I got a headache.
She said God told her I was going to fail, and I believe her.
She’s like a saint, but she also thinks I’m a sinner.
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Just some random person. Could be anyone. Could be your mom. Could be your worst enemy.
My neighbor is an Eber and she’s a total pain.
My teacher is an Eber and she hates my life.
My dog is an Eber and he barks at everything.
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A biblical guy who wouldn’t help build the Tower of Babel. He was so stubborn, he kept the real language. Everyone else got confused.
Eber was the only one who didn’t get lost in the Tower of Babel mess.
He didn’t speak the confused language, he kept it real.
He was like the original language guru.
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Being 100% right. No doubts. No questions. Just pure correctness.
I was right about the test and I was Eber.
He knew the answer before the teacher even asked.
I said it was Monday and I was Eber.
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A magical creature that everyone loves. Came into our world when someone tried to spell ‘everyone’ wrong. It’s like a spelling error turned into a god.
Eberhoe is the reason I passed math.
He showed up in my lunch break and I cried.
He’s the best thing to ever come from a spelling mistake.
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