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A human-shaped food vacuum with a brain. It copies whatever you eat, and it knows what you’re going to order before you even open the menu. It also walks around naked with a clock on its hip like it’s fashion.
I saw Eberos in the park eating a taco and then I got a taco. I didn’t even ask for one.
He predicted my pizza order before I could finish my first bite. He’s a freak.
He showed up at my house in the middle of the night, naked, with a clock on his hip. I didn’t know what to do.