Eberfooled

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The insane power of turning a win into a loss right when you're about to celebrate
I had the game in my hands and then I dropped the ball like it was a cursed locket.
I was up by 10 points and then I lost it all because I forgot how to breathe.
I was about to win the lottery and then I lost my ticket in a mud puddle.
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When you’re on the verge of winning and you screw it all up in the most dramatic way possible
I was about to beat my dad at chess and then I moved my queen to the wrong square.
I had the last question right and then I answered it wrong because I was distracted by a squirrel.
I was about to graduate and then I forgot to sign my name on my diploma.
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The magic of making a victory look like a total disaster because you're just that bad at winning
I had the best team and then I lost because I forgot how to play the game.
I was about to win the race and then I tripped over my own shoelaces.
I had the best chance to win and then I walked off the stage like I was leaving a funeral.
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When you're about to win and then you throw it all away like it was a free pizza
I had the last chance to win and then I missed the shot like I was blind.
I was about to win the contest and then I forgot my name.
I had the best hand in poker and then I folded because I was scared of a squirrel.
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The art of making a win feel like a loss because you’re just that clumsy at success
I won the game and then I fell down like I was in a wrestling match.
I had the answer and then I said the wrong thing because I was distracted by a loud dog.
I was about to win the prize and then I handed it to my brother by accident.
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