Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a dick so good it makes you feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven, but heaven is just a place where angels give you free pizza

Bro, that eberdick was like getting a free pizza from heaven itself.

I got an eberdick so good I forgot my own name.

That eberdick was so good I started crying and then laughed because I was high.

2

a dick so strong it could beat up a donkey and still have energy to flirt with the donkey’s sister

That eberdick was so strong it made my donkey jealous.

I got eberdicked so hard I could’ve kicked a donkey’s ass.

That eberdick was like a donkey fighting a dragon and winning.

3

a dick so good it makes your brain shut off and your soul say 'I’m out'

That eberdick was so good I turned off my brain and my soul left.

I got eberdicked and my brain just gave up.

That eberdick made my soul say 'I’m out' and my brain say 'I quit'.

4

a dick so good it makes your whole life feel like a bad decision you made on a Monday

That eberdick was like getting stuck in traffic on a Monday.

I got eberdicked and my life became a Monday.

That eberdick made my whole life feel like a bad decision I made on a Monday.

5

a dick so good it makes your heart do the cha-cha and your soul say 'let’s go'

That eberdick made my heart cha-cha and my soul go 'let’s go'!

I got eberdicked so hard my heart started dancing.

That eberdick was like a cha-cha party in my heart.

6

a dick so good it could make a king feel like a peasant and a peasant feel like a king

That eberdick was so good it made me feel like a king.

I got eberdicked and suddenly I was the king of the castle.

That eberdick made my king feel like a peasant.