eberdean

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A freakin' masterpiece of madness who plays pinball like it's a war and you're the enemy

I saw Eberdean flip the table and it looked like a battlefield.

He shot the ball so hard, it went through the ceiling like it was a f***ing coward.

That guy plays pinball like it's a death match and he's the f***in' god of it.

A pinball wizard who’s so f***in' good, they make the ball cry and the machine scream

The ball just sat there, crying like a baby after Eberdean hit it.

The pinball machine screamed so loud, the whole bar heard it.

He played so good, the ball ran away from him like it was scared.

A pinball beast who doesn’t just play the game, they f***in’ own it like it owes them money

Eberdean played so hard, the ball had to pay him in coins.

He beat the machine so bad, it asked for a raise.

He owned that pinball game like it was his f***in’ ex.