ebera

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Ebera is a pain in the ass to say but a godsend once you get to know them. They’re a wallflower at first but once they warm up, they’ll roast you and your mom in the same sentence.
Ebera: 'I didn’t talk to you because I was busy thinking about how you look when you’re sad.'
Ebera just said my crush is 'a walking disaster with a side of dumb.'
Ebera: 'I’m not shy, I’m just waiting for the right moment to embarrass you.'
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Ebera is the kind of person who makes you question your life choices. They’re a human highlight reel of cool and smart, and they’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong with your hair.
Ebera: 'You look like you woke up and forgot to brush your teeth.'
Ebera: 'You’re not just smart, you’re like a walking dictionary of insults.'
Ebera: 'You’re so social, I’m starting to think you’re a robot.'
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