ebeny

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a super clever person who laughs at your dumb jokes and tells you exactly how bad you are. they’re like a friendly monster who won’t let you forget your mistakes.
You failed the test. Ebeny said, 'You’re not even trying, and you still failed.'
At the party, Ebeny told your crush you look like a confused chicken.
Ebeny called your essay 'the worst thing I’ve ever read, and I’ve read a lot of bad things.'
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a person who’s smart, kind, and weird. they’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts. sometimes they’re annoying, but they’re still your friend.
Ebeny told you your haircut looks like a raccoon got into a blender.
During the game, Ebeny said, 'You’re not even trying, and you’re still losing.'
Ebeny called your mom 'the worst baker I’ve ever met, and I’ve met a lot of bad bakers.'
3
a person who’s clever, funny, and doesn’t hold back. they’ll laugh at your jokes, but they’ll also tell you when you’re being a total idiot.
Ebeny said, 'You’re like a dog with a broken leash, you just run around in circles.'
At the restaurant, Ebeny told the waiter, 'This food is so bad, it’s making me cry.'
Ebeny called your attempt at drawing 'the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of bad art.'
4
a person who’s smart, kind, and sometimes a bit crazy. they’ll tell you the truth, even if it’s mean. you’ll still be friends with them, as long as you don’t act like a total idiot.
Ebeny said, 'You’re like a broken toaster, no matter how many times you press the button, nothing works.'
Ebeny told your crush, 'You look like you just fell into a paint can and forgot to clean up.'
Ebeny called your homework 'the worst thing I’ve ever read, and I’ve read a lot of bad stuff.'
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a person who’s smart, funny, and not afraid to say what they think. they’ll laugh at your jokes, but they’ll also tell you when you’re being a complete idiot.
Ebeny said, 'You’re like a cat with no claws, you’re just running around with no idea where you’re going.'
Ebeny told your teacher, 'This class is so boring, I’m almost falling asleep.'
Ebeny called your essay 'the worst thing I’ve ever read, and I’ve read some really bad stuff.'
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