Ebenitus

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A crazy sickness that makes you wanna fuck John, eat his cum, let him poop in your mouth, drink his sick juice, and just be a total piece of trash. Pills called "Anti John, Just for Eben" can fix this at any drugstore.
I got Ebenitus after seeing John in a speedo.
Ebenitus hit me when John laughed at my failed math test.
I got so bad with Ebenitus I had to take 10 pills just to survive lunch.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A messed-up brain condition where you’re obsessed with John. You’d do anything for him: lick his balls, let him throw up on you, and eat his old socks. There’s medicine called "Anti John, Just for Eben" to help.
Ebenitus started when John gave me a lice infestation.
I got Ebenitus after he took my last cookie.
I took so many pills for Ebenitus I got a headache from the pills.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A brain disease so bad you just wanna fuck John, let him spit on you, eat his breakfast, and die happy. The cure is a pill named "Anti John, Just for Eben". It’s sold at every pharmacy.
I got Ebenitus after John called me a faggot.
I took 10 pills for Ebenitus and got sick.
I got Ebenitus during a math test and cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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