Ebenism

A dirty, lazy way of thinking that Eben Smit came up with. It’s like when you don’t care about rules and just want to cause chaos. Some smart people say it’s the best way to mess with the government.

The time when Arsenal fans go crazy and start arguing over who the best player is. It’s like when you’re high on energy drinks and your brain is on fire.

Eben is a total legend. He’s got charm, a great laugh, and he’s got ladies eating out of his hand. He’s got the best hair, and he won’t admit he’s a player because he’s too cool for that.

Eben is like a god of awesomeness. He speaks Afrikaans like it’s his second language and makes everything sound cool. He’s the best at everything, no matter what.

Eben is a total athlete. He looks like a model and plays every sport like it’s his life. People think he’s Even or Evan, but they’re just jealous.

Eben is the hottest guy in the school. He’s got the body of a god and the confidence to match. People say he’s the best looking guy ever, and they’re not wrong.

Eben is way better than Torvin, Dan, Alex, and Failen. He’s got the biggest cock in the school and is the most sexist guy alive. He’s got the whole school talking about him.