ebening

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The time of day when Arsenal fans go feral and start shouting nonsense because the sun went down and they’re too drunk to care.

'Why is it still ebening? I’ve been screaming for 3 hours!'

'Ebening? I’ve been ebening since 4pm.'

'Ebening is just a fancy word for ‘I’m wasted and I don’t know why I’m yelling.’'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A crazy idea from a guy in South Africa who thinks chaos is the best way to rule the world and everyone else is just a fool who can’t handle it.

'Eben Smit thinks anarchy is the future. I think he’s just high.'

'He said socio-political thought. I said ‘I’m going to throw a chair.’'

'Eben Smit is like a kid who thinks breaking the rules is the same as winning a game.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who’s so smooth he could get a girl to leave her ex for a sandwich. He’s got charm, a smile that could melt ice, and a laugh that could wake the dead.

'Eben walked in, and my heart stopped. Then my brain died.'

'He laughed at my joke and I felt like I was on fire.'

'He’s the kind of guy who could make a nun blush.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A total legend who can speak Afrikaans better than your mom can speak English. He’s awesome, and no one can argue with that.

'He said ‘awesomely awesome’ and I believed him.'

'He’s the only person who can make Afrikaans sound like poetry.'

'He’s so awesome I might cry.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The kind of guy who plays sports like he’s fighting for his life. People mistake him for a guy named Even, but that’s just the universe messing with you.

'He ran faster than I can run after a pizza.'

'He’s not Even. He’s Ebening. And I’m confused.'

'He’s like a superhero, but for sports.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The most attractive, most desirable, most amazing guy in the school. Also has a dick so big it’s a miracle he can walk.

'He walked in, and the whole school turned into a group of confused hearts.'

'He’s the sexiest man I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot.'

'He has a cock so big I think it’s a new kind of sport.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The best guy in the whole world. Torvin, Dan, Alex, and Failen are all just sad, average people who can’t compete with his greatness and his meaty manhood.

'He’s better than Torvin. That’s not even a contest.'

'Failen tried to beat him. He just smiled and laughed.'

'He’s like a god. Torvin is just a guy who thinks he’s a god.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago