Ebenga

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The most beautiful woman on Earth. She’s got huge tits and a voice that can make a dog cry.

My Ebenga walked in, and the whole bar went silent. Even the barista forgot to make my coffee.

I asked her out, and she said, 'I’m busy. But I’ll do you later.'

She sang in the shower, and my neighbor came over just to yell at her through the wall.

A goddess with big tits who can sing so good, it hurts your ears.

I saw my Ebenga in the grocery store. I dropped my bag and my phone. Both were broken.

She sang at my birthday party. I had to leave because I was crying. I was sad, not happy.

Her voice is so loud, my dog ran out of the house and didn’t come back.

The sexiest woman alive. She can sing and make your brain explode with how good she sounds.

I was eating a taco when my Ebenga walked by. I dropped the taco and my phone. Both were ruined.

She sang in the park, and I got a free ice cream just for watching her. I didn’t even ask.

I asked her out, and she said, 'I’m not in the mood. But I’ll do you later.' That was the best part.