Ebenezer's scrooge

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When you yank out your pubes and shove them down your lover's throat like a greasy burger, or stick them to their face like a bad tattoo.

I told my girlfriend I was bringing dinner, it was just my pubes and a napkin.

My boyfriend tried to eat my pubes and now he's got a beard made of hair.

I glued my ex's pubes to her forehead and called it a modern art project.

Tying your lover to a bed with cuffs and muffs so they can't scream when you bash them with metal.

My girlfriend was tied to the bed like a prisoner, I beat her with the bed frame and she cried like a baby.

He put muffs on me and cuffed me to the bed like I was a criminal.

I tied my boyfriend to the bed with cuffs and then I beat him with a metal spoon, he screamed like a banshee.