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when you’re so messed up you think Santa’s a joke and your presents are made of garbage.
My cousin got a broken toy phone. Ebenezered.
I got socks. Ebenezered.
My mom got me a cactus. Ebenezered.
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feeling like Scrooge after someone gives you a gift that makes you want to scream and throw presents.
My dad got me a lava lamp. Ebenezered.
I got a book. Ebenezered.
My sister got me a chicken. Ebenezered.
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when your Christmas is ruined by gifts so bad they make you want to punch the gift giver.
I got a whoopee cushion. Ebenezered.
My brother got me a whoopee cushion. Ebenezered.
My uncle got me a whoopee cushion. Ebenezered.