Ebenezer Scrooged

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When you rip out your pubes and shove them down your lover's throat like they're eating a plate of sh*t, then either let them swallow it or glue it to their face like a stupid beard.

I Scrooged my girlfriend after she called me a hairless rat.

My boyfriend Scrooged me during a video call, and I had to explain why my face looked like a raccoon.

I Scrooged my ex because he kept making fun of my bald spot.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you lock your lover's wrists and feet to a bed made of metal, then put noise-cancelling headgear on them so they can't hear the clanging like it's a damn metal band.

I Scrooged my girlfriend until she begged me to let her go.

My boyfriend Scrooged me during a party, and I had to scream through the ear muffs.

I Scrooged my ex because he kept making noise like a metal factory.

by Slangipedia 14d ago