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The king of all gingers, no one else even comes close
Eben Pratt is the Ginger God, everyone else is just pretend.
If Ginger had a crown, Eben would be wearing it.
He’s the only ginger who can beat up a cinnamon roll.
Eben Pratt
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The ginger everyone else is jealous of, and they all know it
Eben Pratt is so ginger, he could turn orange juice into a fight.
He’s the reason why other gingers hide in the spice aisle.
Eben’s ginger is so good, it’s basically a religion.
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The ginger so good, he could make a sandwich cry
Eben Pratt is the ginger sandwich everyone else wants to be.
He’s the ginger version of a superhero with a hairpin.
If gingers had powers, Eben would be the main character.