Eben John

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The king of porn from 2010 to 2021. He’s a total monster, thinks about killing people all day, and has the dirtiest brain in the whole world. Khozi would probably die from jealousy.
Eben walked into a room and made a guy cry just by looking at him.
He texted a girl ‘I want you dead’ before their first date.
He told a cop he was going to kill him during a traffic ticket.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The worst pornstar ever. He’s a complete lunatic, hates everyone, and thinks he’s the best at everything. Khozi would probably scream if he saw him.
He yelled at a chicken for not crossing the road.
He told a kid he was going to eat his homework.
He got into a fight with a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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From 2010 to 2021, he ruled the porn world. He’s a total menace, would kill you if you looked at him wrong, and Khozi would probably cry if he saw him.
He beat up a robot for not doing his job.
He sent a hate mail to the moon.
He tried to steal a pizza from a ghost.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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