Eben

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Eben is a cocky, smooth-talking man who hits on every girl he sees. He’s got the charm of a snake and the laugh of a clown. He’s the kind of guy who can make a girl blush with a wink and then leave her heartbroken with a lie.
"Eben just texted me: 'Hey babe, I’m coming over. Don’t be home.'"
"He asked me out 5 times in one day. I said no 5 times. He still smiled."
"He told my crush I was ‘a 10 with a side of extra cheese.’"
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben is a total legend. He speaks Afrikaans like it’s his second language and can make even the most boring conversation sound like a party.
"Eben said, 'Goeie morgen, my vriendin.' I had no idea what that meant, but it sounded cool."
"He texted me: 'I'm speaking Afrikaans now. You're welcome.'"
"He taught me how to say 'awesome' in Afrikaans. It's 'onbeskryfbaar.'"
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben is a cool guy who plays sports like a champ. He’s got the looks, the moves, and the confidence to back it up. People think he’s Even or Evan, but they’re just jealous.
"Eben just beat me in basketball. He said, 'You’re lucky I’m nice.'"
"He asked me out, and I said no. He said, 'You’ll regret it.'"
"He texted me: 'Even or Evan? I’m Eben. You’re just confused.'"
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben is the hottest guy in school. He’s got a huge cock and the confidence to match it. He’s the kind of guy who makes girls swoon and guys want to punch him.
"Eben walked into the room. The girls fainted. The guys said, 'He’s gonna die.'"
"He texted me: 'I have a huge cock. You’re lucky I like you.'"
"He asked me out, and I said no. He said, 'You’re gonna regret it.'"
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben is better than everyone else. He’s got a massive cock and is the most sexist guy alive. He’s like a superhero with a side of disrespect.
"Eben said, 'Torvin is a weakling. I’m the strongest.'"
"He texted me: 'I have a massive cock. You’re lucky I like you.'"
"He called me 'a weak girl' and said, 'I’m the strongest.'"
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben is a guy who people think is Even or Oven. He’s caring, but people keep changing his name. He’s got a nice personality and a cool origin.
"Eben texted me: 'I’m not Even. I’m Eben. You’re just confused.'"
"He said, 'I’m from Africa. People think I’m Even or Oven.'"
"He told me, 'I’m not a robot. I’m Eben.'"
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eben is a pervert who can’t keep his hands off girls. He touches them in the worst places and doesn’t even care if they’re mad.
"Eben touched my shoulder. I said, 'Don’t touch me.' He said, 'I like touching you.'"
"He texted me: 'I touched your shoulder. You’re lucky I like you.'"
"He said, 'I’m a pervert. You’re lucky I like you.'"
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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