ebelina

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The most stunning girl ever. Nobody can beat her. She’s like a unicorn in a world of cows. You’re just lucky if you get a glance from her.
My mom says I’m gonna marry Ebelina one day. I don’t even know what that means.
I asked her for a selfie. She said, 'I’m not taking pictures for you. You’re not even cute.'
She walked into the room and my brain exploded. I got a D on my math test because of her.
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Ebelina is a girl who only talks to boys. She doesn’t care if they’re as ugly as a dead rat. She just wants to chat. Don’t mess with her or you’ll regret it.
She asked me out. I said yes. Then I realized she was talking to 10 other boys at the same time.
I told her my friend was cute. She said, 'He’s not cute. He’s just a friend.'
She talks to boys like they’re her personal slaves. I’m tired of being her sidekick.
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The coolest kid on the block. She’s got a little attitude, but she’s super nice. She drinks monsters like they’re water and eats things that make your nose explode. She’s hot, but she won’t like you. Don’t even try.
She posted a photo of her eating a burger that was bigger than her head. I asked her if she was okay. She said, 'I’m fine. You’re not.'
I told her I liked her. She said, 'You’re cute. But I don’t like you. I like monsters.'
She wore a dress that was like a spaceship. I asked her where she got it. She said, 'From the future. And I’m going to take over the world.'
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Super cool and absolutely stunning. She’s like a rainbow that also knows how to take your lunch money.
She walked into class and the whole school stopped. I got distracted and failed my science test.
She asked me if I wanted to be her friend. I said yes. Then she said, 'Okay, now I can take your lunch money.'
She’s like a rainbow and I’m like a boring gray pencil. She doesn’t need me.
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