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A local who talks like they're in a soap opera and thinks they're the main character. They use cheap lip gloss and drop pennies in the bank like it's a ritual. They’re as thin as a raccoon and swear they’ll be a goddess someday.

A sarcastic local who thinks they’re the most important person in the city. They use lip gloss that looks like it was stolen from a discount bin and act like they’re rich just because they deposit pennies.

A skinny local who talks way too much and thinks they’re the main character of a drama. They use cheap lip gloss and drop pennies in the bank like it’s a holy act. They swear they’re going to be thicc someday, even though it’s not happening.

A local who’s way too dramatic and thinks they’re the star of their own show. They use lip gloss that looks like it’s about to fall off and bring pennies to the bank like it’s a sacred mission. They’re super thin and swear they’ll be a goddess someday.

A skinny, sarcastic local who thinks they’re the most important person in the world. They use lip gloss that looks like it was stolen from a dumpster and bring pennies to the bank like it’s a daily ritual. They swear they’ll be thicc someday, even though it’s a lie.

A local who talks like they’re on a soap opera and thinks they’re the main character. They use bad lip gloss and bring pennies to the bank like it’s a sacred act. They’re super skinny and swear they’ll be a goddess someday, even though it’s not happening.