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A rich guy who throws money around like it's going out of style. He's the type who'll buy you lunch just to make you feel important.
He dropped a hundred on my pizza and called me 'dude' like we were best friends.
He paid for my entire prom just because he felt like it.
He bought me a car and said I was 'the best friend he ever had.'
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A guy with a wallet full of cash and a smile full of teeth. He's the kind of person who'll give you money just to shut you up.
He gave me a fifty just to stop me from talking in class.
He paid for my mom's groceries because he felt like being a hero.
He handed me a hundred and said, 'Here, now shut up.'
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A rich dude who thinks he's the king of the hill. He throws money at people like it's his job.
He dropped a hundred on my snack just because he felt like being nice.
He paid for my birthday party and said I was 'the best friend he ever had.'
He gave me a thousand just to say hello.
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A guy who's got more money than sense. He'll hand you cash just to keep you happy.
He gave me a fifty just to stop me from crying in the hallway.
He paid for my lunch because he felt like being a good guy.
He handed me a hundred and said, 'Here, now be my friend.'
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A rich guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He'll throw you cash just to make you feel special.
He gave me a hundred just to make me feel important.
He paid for my entire meal because he felt like being a king.
He handed me a fifty and said, 'Now be my best friend.'
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A guy with a wallet and a brain full of cash. He'll hand you money just to make you smile.
He gave me a fifty just to make me happy.
He paid for my whole dinner because he felt like being a prince.
He handed me a hundred and said, 'Now be my buddy.'
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