Ebeau

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A 6'5" bald man who lives in a confessional booth and yaps about his feelings like they’re a full-time job. He dates girls for years just so he doesn’t have to admit he’s still a virgin.

'I just needed to talk about my feelings. I’m not even sure what I’m feeling.', Ebeau, during a 20-minute confessional rant.

'I’ve been dating her for three years. She still won’t sleep with me.', Ebeau, explaining his life choices to a random contestant.

'I’m not a virgin, I’m just selective.', Ebeau, trying to save face after being called out.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A mystery guy who looks like he’s been dropped from the sky and has the charm of a used car salesman. He’s the guy who dates girls just to keep them from leaving him.

'I’m not a mystery man, I’m just hard to figure out.', Ebeau, after being called out for being vague.

'She’s been with me for two years and still doesn’t get me.', Ebeau, trying to sound cool.

'I don’t date people, I date people who won’t leave me.', Ebeau, being dramatic.

by Slangipedia 14d ago