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He’s basically a god among men, except for a few tiny issues like being too hot for his own good, having a huge package that makes walking a pain, and balls that make girls go crazy. But his foot-long sub (dick) is so good, it cancels out all his problems and makes him the king of seduction.
He’s like a walking cocky joke, but the punchline is his cock.
His balls are so good, girls chase him like he’s a snack.
He walks into a room and girls faint, but he can’t walk without looking like a confused giant.