Ebdog

My grandpa is an ebdog. He’s been dead for 3 years and still texts me.

The ebdog in my class failed 7 math tests and still won’t quit.

That ebdog in the hall eats my lunch and won’t stop laughing.

That ebdog got hit by a truck and still showed up to class.

The ebdog in the game won’t stop talking about how cool he is.

I told my ebdog he was ugly and he still came back the next day.

My ebdog brother won’t stop eating pizza and won’t stop being annoying.

The ebdog in the movie came back to life just to yell at the villain.

That ebdog got kicked out of 5 schools and still shows up every day.

That ebdog tripped and fell and still kept talking.

The ebdog got shot 10 times and still sent me a message.

That ebdog failed every test and still won’t quit.

That ebdog is in my class and won’t stop talking.

My ebdog uncle won’t stop eating and won’t stop being loud.

The ebdog in the game won’t stop fighting and won’t stop being annoying.