EBD

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When you lose your mind and start screaming like a feral goat because your life is a mess.

My math test was a 23% and I cried in the hallway.

My dad forgot my birthday and I threw a chair.

I got into a fight with my dog and my mom took sides.

EBD is like the original Essex gang, started in the late 90s, and they were all about kicking ass and taking names in hardcore music.

Unite and Raiden were the kings of EBD.

They hung out with LBU and had pit fights in Southend.

Now fake EBD bands are just trying to look cool.

When you call a girl from far away, hoping she’s hot, but she turns out to be a disaster.

I called a girl from school, she looked like a pizza face.

I texted a girl in Manchester, she had a cow face.

I called a girl from down the road, she was a mess.

A kid who acts like a lunatic and can’t control their emotions, even when they’re not high or on drugs.

He threw a tantrum in the playground like a toddler.

She cried in math class because of a bad grade.

He ran out of the room because his friend laughed at him.

When you stick your face in a girl’s butt, suck it out like a vacuum, and then spit it back in her face.

He did it in the hallway and everyone laughed.

She made him do it during lunch.

They did it in the gym and the teacher saw.

When you have a dick so big it’s like it’s got its own personality and it’s always showing off.

He showed it off in the shower and everyone laughed.

She got jealous and called him a giant.

He bragged about it at the party and no one believed him.