Ebcidic

My coworker is an ebcidic. He texts me at 2 a. m. and expects me to reply.

My sister is an ebcidic. She watches cat videos at 1 a. m. and yells at me for sleeping.

My boss is an ebcidic. He works late and thinks we all should too.

My friend is an ebcidic. He works until 1 a. m. and says it's 'just a normal day.'

My neighbor is an ebcidic. He parties at 3 a. m. and yells at the cops.

My teacher is an ebcidic. She grades papers at midnight and says it's 'for the kids.'

My brother is an ebcidic. He finishes his work at 11 p. m. and starts his homework at 12 a. m.

My mom is an ebcidic. She texts me at 1 a. m. and says she's 'just thinking.'

My dad is an ebcidic. He works late and forgets to eat and gets mad at me for eating chips.