Ebbert

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The most adorable human being who could make a toilet look jealous.
I saw Ebbert and my dog started crying.
Ebbert walked into a room and the lights turned off just to be cool.
Ebbert is so cute I considered adopting him instead of my cat.
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A human who looks like a baby unicorn that also knows how to cuss.
Ebbert showed up and my enemies started hugging me.
I saw Ebbert and my coffee spilled because I was too distracted.
Ebbert is so cute I almost forgot how to breathe.
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The kind of person who could make a jail cell look like a palace just by walking in.
Ebbert walked into a jail and the guards started taking selfies.
I saw Ebbert and my boss started crying at his cuteness.
Ebbert is so adorable I considered quitting my job just to be near him.
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