Ebbels

If you have this name anywhere on your body, you're a f*cking waste of air. You're related to a legendary freak named Herox Ebbelsio. You got all his dumb traits, you're a joke, a shrimp, a gym rat with no brains, a backstabber, and you're got a tiny willy or tiny titties. You're fast, but you're still a dweeb.

An ebbel is basically a man with a cock so huge it’s a miracle, and balls that look like they were carved by God. He can turn straight guys gay just by staring at them. He uses his ass like a weightlifter and can punch a hole through a woman’s heart with one thrust.