ebbed

You: 'I think I'm a cool guy.' Them: 'Ebbbbbbbbs your type, bro. You're a sad sack of failure.'

Your crush just said, 'Ebbbbbs your type, you're the worst.'

Your mom: 'Ebbbbbs your type, you're a disgrace to the human race.'

'That country is so powerful, it's like it wants to rule the world and make you its slave.'

The teacher said, 'This country was made to take over the world. You're gonna fail if you don't pay attention.'

Your dad: 'That country is gonna take over the world and then come to your house.'

'I don't care if my math test is tomorrow. I'm chill with however it goes.'

Your friend said, 'I'm chill with however this goes. I might fail, but at least I'm chill.'

Your teacher: 'You're chill with however this goes? You're gonna get an F!'

'I went to the EB store and the clerk yelled at me for not knowing what a game was.'

Your friend said, 'EB is the best place to buy games, but the clerk is the worst.'

Your mom: 'I went to EB and the clerk said I was a failure.'

'Aliens came to my house and said, 'Take over your life, or we'll eat you.''

Your friend: 'I saw an alien and it was weird.'

Your teacher: 'Aliens are real, and they want to eat you.'

'Ebe is the happiest person I know. She even likes sage.'

Your friend: 'Ebe is super hyped up all the time. She loves rainbows.'

Your teacher: 'Ebe is the happiest person in the class, and she loves stuffies.'

'Ebsing is when emo people make everything dramatic and cry about nothing.'

Your friend: 'Ebsed is when emo people act like they're the worst.'

Your teacher: 'Ebsed is when emo people make everything so dramatic.'