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The person who gives you life and then constantly reminds you of it.
Your mom just texted you: 'I saw your uncle and he said you're still eating cereal for dinner.'
Your mom called you at 3 a. m. to tell you she saw your dad eat a sandwich at 2 p. m.
Your mom sent you a photo of her dog and said, 'This is how you should look at 30.'
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The only person who thinks your bad decisions are actually good.
Your mom said, 'You're just being creative!' when you dyed your hair green and smelled like a trash can.
Your mom told you to 'go for it' when you decided to eat a whole pizza in one sitting at 2 a. m.
Your mom took a selfie with you after you fell off a chair and said, 'This is a family moment.'
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The human version of a nagging toaster.
Your mom texted you: 'You forgot to brush your teeth again. I'm not happy.'
Your mom called you during a movie and said, 'You're gonna fail your math test if you don't study.'
Your mom sent you a voice note of herself yelling, 'You have to finish your homework before you can play video games!'
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The only person who thinks your life is a soap opera.
Your mom called you to say, 'Did you know your friend broke up with his girlfriend? This is getting intense.'
Your mom texted you: 'Your brother's new girlfriend is a drama queen. This is like a TV show.'
Your mom sent you a message: 'You're living the dream. Just don't forget to eat.'
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The person who can turn a simple grocery trip into a 2-hour interrogation.
Your mom asked you, 'Why did you buy pickles? Are you trying to be weird?'
Your mom said, 'You didn't buy milk. What is wrong with you?'
Your mom pulled you aside at the store and asked, 'Did you tell your dad about your bad grade yet?'
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The only person who thinks your life is a never-ending game show.
Your mom said, 'This is the final round. You have to choose between studying and eating pizza.'
Your mom texted you: 'You're on the buzzer. Choose wisely.'
Your mom called you during a test and said, 'This is the quickfire round. Answer fast.'
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