Ebbako

Current Trending

#divine freak #math genius #face that slaps

4 views · Added 14d ago · 6 definitions

Ebbako is a holy freak who thinks they got a divine IQ and a face that could make a statue blush. They never back down, no matter how much life tries to punch them in the gut.

My cousin Ebbako got suspended for arguing with the principal about the meaning of life. He won.

Ebbako texted me at 3 AM saying he solved the riddle of the universe. I replied with a photo of a sleeping dog.

Ebbako cried at a math test and got a perfect score. The teacher was confused.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ebbako is a walking legend who thinks they're the chosen one. They're smart, loyal, and kind, unless you're stupid. They'll chase you down for being a dumbass.

Ebbako followed me to the grocery store because I forgot my lunch. He brought me a whole pizza.

My friend said Ebbako was nice until he found out she cheated on a test. Now they're enemies.

Ebbako texted me in the middle of a game: 'You’re doing it wrong.' I lost.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ebbako is the rare human who thinks they're God’s favorite. They're smart, they're kind, and they're never giving up. If you cross them, you'll wish you were never born.

Ebbako stayed up all night to fix my broken phone. I didn't even ask.

I called Ebbako a dummy. He texted me a 20-page essay on why I was wrong.

Ebbako started a fight with a robot at the mall. He won.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ebbako is a rare beast who thinks they're the smartest person in the universe. They never give up, no matter how many times you tell them they're wrong. They're so good, they might just be a god.

Ebbako stayed in my house for a week to help me study. I got an A. He got a new tattoo.

Ebbako challenged my uncle to a debate about aliens. He won and now my uncle believes in aliens.

Ebbako texted me at 2 AM to tell me about his plan to take over the world.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ebbako is like a superhero who was born with the brain of a genius and the looks of a god. They’re loyal, kind, and if you mess with them, you'll be in trouble for life.

Ebbako fought my brother for my last candy bar. He won and ate it in front of me.

Ebbako stayed up all night to write me a 10-page letter about why I should stop being a mess.

Ebbako showed up at my school to help me with a test. I got an A.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ebbako is the human version of a gift from God. They're smart, they're loyal, and they’re never giving up. If you meet one, don't mess with them or you'll regret it.

Ebbako came to my house to help me with my homework. I got an A. He got a new hat.

Ebbako told my friend that he was dumb. Now my friend is crying.

Ebbako started a fight with my mom about the meaning of life. He won.

by Slangipedia 14d ago