EBB Oceanman

The ocean is my life. The shore is my death.

I’d rather drown than talk to a person who doesn’t know what a wave is.

I told my friend he was a landlubber and he cried.

I’m the ocean man. You’re just a kid who can’t swim.

I told the fool he could surf and he fell off a boat.

Even babies know the ocean is cool, but fools don’t.

I told him to respect the ocean or he’d get wet. He didn’t. He got soaked.

I threw a wave at the guy who didn’t know what a tide was. He was wet.

I let the ocean take over his shoes because he insulted it.

Your mom doesn’t know your grades. The ocean knows everything.

The ocean knows my secrets. Your mom only knows your report card.

I told my mom the ocean knows more about me than she does. She cried.

The ocean loves me. You are just a guy who can’t swim.

I told the ocean I love it. It sent a wave to kiss me.

You’re not worthy of the ocean’s love. You’re just a guy who fell off a boat.

I don’t need you to be cool. The ocean is already cool.

I don’t need you to be cool. I’ve got the ocean.

You don’t need to be cool. The ocean is the only one who needs to be cool.