ebaytionshit

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A love connection started on a dating app that turned into a full-on war of insults and revenge. It’s like dating your ex but with more hate and less romance.

I thought he was cute. Now he’s my nemesis and I text him every day to tell him I’ll poop in his car.

She tried to text me. I replied with a photo of her ex’s face covered in ketchup.

He still calls me ‘babe’ even though I told him I’d rather be stuck in a blender with a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

An ex from a dating app who now thinks you’re the worst person in the world. They might even plot your downfall in the comments section of a random YouTube video.

He still follows me on Facebook. I post pictures of my cat wearing a hat and he comments ‘Still ugly’.

She told her friends I was a ‘disgusting human’ and now they all think I’m the worst.

He posted a status saying I’m a ‘walking embarrassment’ and it had 200 likes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A relationship that started online and went from hot to hell in record time. Now they’re like your ex, but with more swearing and fewer feelings.

She still texts me. I reply with ‘I hope your dog eats your homework’ and she sends a picture of her cat wearing a crown.

He messaged me on Instagram. I told him I’d rather be eaten by a bear than talk to him again.

She told her mom I was a ‘walking insult’ and now I have to deal with her mom’s hate mail.

by Slangipedia 4d ago