ebayphoria

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The stupid happy feeling you get when you’re winning a bid on eBay. It makes you think you’re rich, even though you just spent all your money on a stupid toy.
I bid $20 for a lamp. Now it’s $100. I’m rich.
That vintage sneaker is mine. I’ll pay $50 more. No problem.
I bought a fake diamond. It’s real. I’m rich.
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The madness that takes over your brain when you see a bid you can win. You forget your budget and just say ‘yes’ to everything.
That mug is $10. I’ll pay $50. It’s worth it.
That vintage sock is mine. I’ll pay $100. It’s worth it.
I’ll pay $100 for a T-shirt. It’s worth it.
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The crazy joy you feel when you’re winning a bid. It’s like you’ve just won the lottery, even though you just lost your wallet.
That T-shirt is $5. I’ll pay $50. I’m rich.
That fake diamond is mine. I’ll pay $100. It’s real.
That mug is $10. I’ll pay $100. I’m rich.
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