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Broke ass junk from eBay slapped on a ricer G35 or a ricer Civic that looks like it was hit by a truck.

My G35 looks like a junkyard exploded on it.

This Civic has more parts from eBay than my ex has exes.

I bought a car that costs less than my monthly rent and it’s falling apart.

Unbranded garbage bought online and stuck on a car that’s supposed to be fancy but isn’t.

My car has more eBay parts than my mom has hobbies.

I paid $20 for a car part and it fell off in 2 days.

This Civic is so riced out it’s gonna crash.

Low-quality parts bought for cheap and stuck on a car that’s barely holding together.

This G35 has so many eBay parts it’s like a junkyard on wheels.

I bought a car for $300 and it’s already broke.

My Civic is so riced it’s gonna fall apart in traffic.