Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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An ebayfer is someone who buys holy wafers online just to feel superior. They probably think they’re saints.

I paid $20 for a wafer that cost 5 cents to make. I’m a saint now.

My grandma buys wafers on Ebay just to mock me.

I bought a wafer and now I’m rich. Or at least I feel rich.

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If you buy any kind of wafer online, especially from Ebay, you are now an ebayfer. No exceptions.

I bought a wafer and now I’m an ebayfer. What does that even mean?

My dog bought a wafer on Ebay. He’s a beast now.

I spent 10 minutes arguing with a wafer. I’m an ebayfer.

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Ebayfer is a title given to people who waste their money on online wafers. It’s a curse, really.

I got cursed by a wafer. Now I’m an ebayfer.

My mom bought a wafer for my birthday. She’s an ebayfer.

I paid $50 for a wafer. That’s a curse.

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Ebayfer is what you become when you buy a wafer online. It’s like a disease. You spread it.

I have the ebayfer disease. It’s contagious.

My brother got infected by a wafer. He’s a sick ebayfer.

I bought a wafer, and now I’m spreading the disease.

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An ebayfer is someone who buys wafers on Ebay like it’s a job. They probably hate their life.

I work 8 hours a day buying wafers. I’m an ebayfer.

My job is to buy wafers online. I hate my life.

I bought 10 wafers today. I’m a pro.

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Ebayfer is a person who buys holy wafers online, probably because they think they’re cool.

I bought a wafer and now I’m cool. I’m an ebayfer.

My friends think I’m a fraud. But I’m an ebayfer.

I bought a wafer online. I’m the king of the wafers.