ebayer

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A person who buys and sells stuff on eBay. They’re like the trash talkers of the internet, always trying to make a quick buck.

I just bought a toaster off an ebayer. It had 17 comments saying it was 'used by a grandma.'

That ebayer sold me a ‘rare’ Pokémon card. It was a 20-year-old card with a crayon stain.

My ebayer friend bought a ‘limited edition’ chair for $500. It’s just a red chair.

A loser in online games who buys their gear or character on eBay instead of earning it the hard way. They think money = skill.

This ebayer bought a level 100 character for $100. He died to a goblin.

That ebayer spent $500 on a sword. It’s just a stick with glitter on it.

My ebayer buddy bought an account. He can’t even log in.

Someone who can’t stop buying stuff on eBay. They’re like a kid in a candy store with no money.

That ebayer bought 200 rubber ducks for his apartment. He lives in a duck pond now.

My ebayer cousin bought a ‘vintage’ sock for $50. It had a hole in it.

This ebayer bought a ‘magic’ pen. It just writes in blue.

In online games, an ebayer is someone who buys a high-level character from eBay and pretends they’re cool. They’re usually bad at the game.

That ebayer bought a level 99 wizard. He died to a slime.

My ebayer friend bought a character with 1000 gold. He spent it on a hat.

This ebayer bought a ‘legendary’ sword. It just had a cool name.

A dumb person. They’re the kind of people who think they’re smart but can’t add 2 + 2.

My ebayer neighbor thinks he’s smart. He wears a hat that says ‘I’m a genius.’

That ebayer tried to explain calculus to me. I fell asleep.

My ebayer cousin thinks he’s a math wizard. He can’t even count to 10.

A person who does business on eBay. They’re like the trash talkers of the internet, always trying to make a quick buck.

I just sold my old phone on eBay. It had a crayon stain on it.

That ebayer sold me a ‘vintage’ hat. It was just a hat.

My ebayer friend sold his old shoes for $10. They were just shoes.

How easy it is to resell stuff on eBay. If something has high eBayability, it’s like it’s made of money.

That toaster has high eBayability. I sold it for $500.

My ebayer friend’s ‘rare’ pen has high eBayability. He sold it for $1000.

That ebayer sold his ‘magic’ hat for $500. It was just a hat.