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I bought a “brand new” blender. It looked like it had been used by a raccoon.

My fake sunglasses broke after one day. I looked like a sad potato.

I paid $20 for a ‘guitar’ that only had one string. I screamed into it and it still didn’t sound good.

I bought a ‘vintage’ watch. It didn’t work and it was covered in cat hair.

The ‘limited edition’ phone I bought was broken. I looked like a fool.

I paid $50 for a ‘mystery box’ and got a broken pencil. I cried.

I bought a ‘gaming chair’ that collapsed under me. I looked like a pancake.

I paid for a ‘smartwatch’ that only told time and didn’t charge my phone. I was confused.

The ‘luxury lamp’ I bought had a broken bulb. It looked like a sad ghost.