Ebaycious

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Something so cool it makes your grandma blush and your dog jealous. You’d fight a troll for it on E Bay.

That neon fidget spinner is ebaycious. I sold mine for $500 and my cat hates me now.

My cousin bought a vintage sneaker for $2000. He’s ebaycious. I’m broke.

That glowing emoji keychain is ebaycious. I’d sell my soul for it.

So trendy it could make a fashion influencer cry. You’d probably buy it on E Bay and then regret it.

That hologram shirt is ebaycious. I bought it and now I look like a disco ball.

My sister bought a ‘vintage’ lamp for $200. It’s ebaycious and it’s just a lamp.

That glittery hat is ebaycious. I wore it to school and got yelled at.

So unique it could make your teacher give you extra credit. You’d buy it on E Bay and then brag about it.

That alien plushie is ebaycious. I bought it and now my dog thinks I’m a monster.

My dad bought a ‘limited edition’ sock for $100. It’s ebaycious and it’s just a sock.

That neon dinosaur lamp is ebaycious. I put it in my room and my brother cried.

So hip it could make your mom text you. You’d sell it on E Bay and then eat your feelings.

That 3D printed shoe is ebaycious. I sold mine for $1000 and now I’m sad.

My sister bought a ‘vintage’ pen for $50. It’s ebaycious and it’s just a pen.

That glow-in-the-dark keyboard is ebaycious. I sold it and now I can’t type.

So trendy it could make your dog wear a hat. You’d buy it on E Bay and then eat your feelings.

That disco ball hat is ebaycious. I bought it and my dog looks like a clown.

My brother bought a ‘limited edition’ eraser for $20. It’s ebaycious and it’s just an eraser.

That neon pencil is ebaycious. I bought it and now my dog uses it to dig.