ebay troll

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A scrawny, brain-dead kid who spends all day on eBay sending angry messages to sellers because they’re too cheap to buy a decent shirt. They have zero feedback and think they’re a genius.

'Your shirt is orange. I said blue. I’m giving you one star.'

'You sold a toaster. It doesn’t make toast. I’m reporting you.'

'I paid $10 for a pen. It’s a marker. You’re a fraud.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A lazy person who messages sellers on eBay like they’re in a fight. They don’t know how to sell stuff and have the feedback of a baby.

'I paid $20 for a cup. It’s a mug. You’re a mug.'

'Your listing said it was new. It’s used. I’m giving you two stars.'

'You said it was a phone. It’s a brick. I’m reporting you.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A loser who lives in their mom’s basement and spends their life arguing with sellers on eBay over tiny details. They have no skills and zero feedback.

'Your shoes are brown. I said black. I’m giving you one star.'

'You sold a TV. It doesn’t work. I’m reporting you.'

'I paid $5 for a pen. It’s a marker. You’re a loser.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago