eBay sniper

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Those goddamn eBay snipers who pop in at the last second and steal your win like it's a piece of cake and you're just a sad, confused loser.
I was winning, and some kid sniped me and got my dream toaster for $10 more than I paid.
I had the highest bid, and some sniper showed up and took it like I wasn’t even there.
I was about to win, and some sneaky bastard sniped me and I had to buy it from them for twice the price.
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Those lazy bums who sit on their butts all day watching eBay auctions and then bid the very last second just to mess with your head.
I was about to win, and this sniper showed up and bid the last second and I cried.
This sniper bid on my auction at 11:59 PM and I had to take a nap and then wake up to lose.
I was winning, and some sniper logged in from their phone in the middle of the night and sniped me.
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That sneaky bastard who used clever tricks to win the eBay auction you thought was yours and left you high and dry.
I was winning, and this sniper used some secret trick to get my item and I was left with nothing but sadness.
I had the highest bid, and some sniper sniped me and I had to buy it from them for double the price.
I was about to win, and this sniper used a bidding strategy so good it made me feel like a loser.
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