ebay pirate

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An eBay pirate is a sneaky scumbag who buys up hot new stuff just to sell it for twice the price and laugh at people who actually want it.

I paid $150 for these Nikes, and now I’m selling them for $300. You’re welcome.

That rare comic book? I bought it for a joke. Now I’m flipping it like it’s my job.

I didn’t even like the movie, but I bought the poster just to sell it for profit. What’s wrong with me?

An eBay pirate is a greedy bum who buys cool stuff just to make money off people who are actually into it.

I bought that limited sneaker just so I could sell it for more. I’m not a fan, I’m a money machine.

That rare toy? I bought it for 10 bucks and now I’m selling it for 50. You’re not getting it.

I bought that poster for fun, but now I’m selling it for profit. What’s next, selling my soul?

An eBay pirate is a jerk who buys up the good stuff just to sell it for a bunch more and watch people get ripped off.

I paid $200 for that sneaker, now I’m selling it for $400. You’re not getting it.

That rare game? I bought it for 30 bucks and now I’m selling it for 100. I’m a legend.

I bought that shirt just for the heck of it, now I’m selling it for profit. You’re welcome.