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A guy who thinks he's rich because he bought a broken lamp for $2 and now spends all his free time hunting for the cheapest couch ever made, even though it looks like it was hit by a truck.

I found a couch for $10. It's falling apart. I'm rich.

That chair cost $5. It’s got more holes than my ex’s promises.

I just bought a table that’s probably older than my grandfather.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who spends more time looking at eBay than breathing and thinks a $3 toaster is the best investment of his life.

This toaster is 100% worth it. I just know it.

I bought a toaster for $3. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done.

That toaster is going to make me rich.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who’s convinced every $5 item on eBay is a goldmine and will one day retire on $20 chairs and $10 lamps.

That lamp is going to make me a millionaire.

I bought a chair for $5. It’s got more legs than my cat.

I found a lamp for $2. It’s the future.

by Slangipedia 4d ago